This morning Little Mark was getting dressed for church. He came in wearing his black Dockers pants and a blue shirt. He asked the inevitable question, "Does this match?" I respond, "Yes, black goes with anything." He turns to return to his room and I here him say, "black and white go with anything. I guess they don't make white dress pants."
I immediately think, "Oh, honey, if you only knew....."
Thankfully, Little Mark is too young to remember this fashion fiasco.